Finally, the topic that is making headlines all ov….- Hello? Hello!!?
Sorry for the interruption. Hmm, yes, the hottest news bite of the hour is Droppings….no, I meant the other one; Call Drop Rates. As I was saying, we the Peaceful Empty-headed PeopleS of India are being harassed for no apparent reason by the Terrible Indian Giant Enterprises of Respectable Size, aka the telecom giants. To increase their ever-ballooning profit margin, the Grossly Slanderous Multinationals use third-rate material and infrastructure , which, needless to say, is a chief factor in the Drop Game.
Another factor may be shortage in bandwidths, the details of which I will not pursue, since my trivial knowledge cannot support my theories. But the fact remains that I have witnessed several shocking droppings in the past few days, in the middle of deliverance of vital information for earth’s survival. So now you know who to blame for global warming….Sitcoms. No, err, Telecoms.
I myself tend to look at the bright side of everything(in theory), so I have started using the call drop flu in an ingenious way- to get rid of annoying callers, whom I cannot otherwise dissuade from calling, as they give little chance to get a word in the conversation/monologue. So anyway, lets hope TRAI will come to the rescue, but till then, we’ll have t…- .. Hello.. Hello! Hello!!???#%$@%$@
