When I was studying physics yesterday at the break of dawn, here’s something that entered my mind in my desperation, which I wrote on the index page of my fiitjee physics notebook-
“This humongously large notebook (hereby referred to as ‘PHYSICS’) is the sole property of Dev Dutta. The scrabblings in this notebook were created as part of a sinister science experiment by FIITJEE corporation to test the limits of human sanity under trying conditions. Many of the previous participants of this program can be found in mental asylums across the globe. The author of this text is writing his last lines of mental stability to warn readers not to go beyond this page. Satan himself could not have invented a more cunningly disguised Pandora’s Box. ‘PHYSICS’ is the armageddon of the 21st Century. The author strongly advises that ‘PHYSICS’ be kept under military surveillance, lest terrorists should try to use it for psychological terrorism.”
I wrote something similar in class 10 in my bio notebook.
