Dinosaurs and cockroaches walked hand-in-hand,
The former were found buried deep in sand.
Gondwana and Angara had a big fight,
Tore each other to pieces in their spite.
In this crazy world, nothing’s ever right.
You cannot comprehend it, try however you might.
When the apes entered the jamboree,
Darwin’s evolutionary ideas roamed free.
Snakes grew wings, birds grew fins,
Others simply jumped out of their skins.
Meanwhile, the apes got smarter each day;
They grew long hair and wore spectacles, they say.
They rubbed stones for sport and created fire,
The fire that burnt their beards away.
They called themselves humans,
Tinkered with stone and metal kind,
They dug up the earth for things that shined.
Feeble in body, feebler in mind.
But when they invented weapons,
Creatures cried out in dismay,
The crazy humans came out to slay.
Later there were no animals, just lots of guns,
So they shot each other for fun.
Mother Nature is to be blamed,
For man’s mad side,
She gave him big brains,
Without a user guide.
The many brainy inventions they’ve made;
Things that glide, things that fly,
Things that divide and multiply.
These humans, I tell you, they’re all bizarre;
From the poorest peasant to the silliest czar.
